Results are permanent.
A short film · Coming soon
Face analysis
r/ascension · thread
rate me honestly. trying to ascend
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I lowkey fixed all the same stuff by trying this new pill.
blackpill · ascend finallylmfao the app is wrong bro your maxilla is recessed asf
you already mog bro dw about it, just work on yourself.
don't lie to him lol
Rx only · 1 capsule
Ascend finally.
PATIENT INFORMATION LEAFLET
WARNING: Results are permanent. Side effects may include nausea, insomnia and even ██████.
By taking this pill you agree to ██████.
The film
Leo spent high school as the punchline. Years later he's still chasing a number: face-rating apps, looksmaxxing forums, a score that won't climb. When the girl he's falling for turns up at a party with the internet's most famous looksmaxxer, Leo finally clicks the link everyone in the forums keeps posting: one glossy black pill that promises to make him perfect. The fine print is redacted. He takes it anyway.
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